Girls of today:
Boy : Hi
Girl : What?
Boy : How are you?
Girl : Do I know you?
Boy : I'm rich...
Girl : Oh! Hi. My name is
Mary but you can call me
"Baby". I'm
19 & I stay in Delhi .
I love short dark
men...especially
like you...& I'm glad to
meet you. So, when are
we going out?
Boy : No, no, no "Rich" is
my name.
Girl : Sorry I don't talk to
stranger

Santa interview k liye gaya. Boss: btao woh kaunsi cheez hai jiske 2 tire
hote hain? Santa: bike. Boss: nahi Honda bike. Boss: acha btao woh kaunsi cheez hai jiske 4 tire hote hain? Santa: car. Boss: Nahi Toyota car. Santa: ab tu mere sawal
ka jawab de. dekhne mein white anda bech mein kala anda? Boss: hahahaha
aankh. santa: nahi Teri maa ki aankh :D

Santa: yaarmujhe ajeeb msg aaya or mera mobile off ho gaya. Banta kya likha tha msg me? Santa battery low. Banta mujhe send kar sab ko tang karunga.

SANTA-DOCTOR SAAB MAIN CHASHMA LAGAKE PAD TO SAKUNGA? DOCTOR- HAAN BILKUL. SANTA- THEEK HAI DOCTOR SAAB AAPNE EK ANPAD AADMI KI ZINDAGI BANA DI

1 BACHCHA CHOCOLATE KHA RAHA THA. 1 AADMI USKO BOLA- BETA JYADA CHOCOLATE KHANA ACHI BAT NAHI HAI. BOY-MERE DADA JI 105 SAAL TAK JIYE THE. AADMI-VOH CHOCOLATE KHATE THE?? BOY- NAHI APNE KAAM SE KAAM RAKHTE THE.

DO LADKIYA BUS ME SEAT K LIYE LAD RAHI THI. CONDUCTOR- JHAGDA MAT KARO TUM DONO ME SE JO UMAR ME BADA HO VOH SEAT PE BAITH JAYE. BAS FIR KYA THA DONO LADKIYA POORE RASTE KHADI HI RAHI.

AIR HOSTESS TO ALL THE PASSENGERS- KRIPYA APNI APNI BELT BAANDH LE. SANTA ASKED- TE BIBI JINHA NE PAJAMA YA SALWAAR PAYA OH KI KARA?

"POWER OF REAL FRIENDSHIP...."
A boy was late to home His father- "kahan tha tu?"
Boy- "friend ke yahan tha"
Father called his 10 friends
5 answered, "yes, yahin par tha!!"
3 answered, "yahin tha abhi-abhi nikla"
2 answered, "yahin hai uncle, padh raha hai phone doon kya??"

Height of ambition
An ant climbing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape

Teacher in exam- why are you confused? Did u 4gt ur roll no.? Pen? Calculator? Student- O chup kar ja mata, ethe main galat subject di parchi le aaya, tenu pen pencil di agg laggi aa.

A donkey kicked santa & ran awaysanta ran to catch the donkey.He saw a zebra & started beating it & said'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai. :

EK KABUTAR NE SANTE TE VITH(POTTY) KAR DITTI. SANTE NE KABUTAR NU KEHA , OYE TERI MAA NE TAINU KACHHA PAUNA NAHI SIKHAYA?? KABUTAR BOLA -SALEYA TU KACHHA PA KE POTTY KARDA ?

Horror Movies for students- *Exam Ka Khouf *Tadapta Student *Shaitani Books *Result Wala zin *Pyasa Examiner *Ssshhh Result aane ko hai.

TEACHER:BACHCHO KABHI SHARAB MAT PEENA, JHOOTH MAT BOLNA, KABHI NON VEG MAT MAT KHANA, KABHI LADKI KO MAT CHEDNA AUR APNE DESH KE LIYE JAN DE DENA. EK BACHCHA BOLA :-DE DENGE JAAN SIR, SAALA AISI ZINDAGI SE TO MARNA ACHA HAI

HEIGHT OF SHOCK. MAALKIN: TUM 3 DIN SE KAAM PE KYUN NAHI AAI AUR BATAYA BHI NAHI ? NAUKRANi: MAALKIN, MAINE TO FACEBOOK PE STATUS UPDATE KAR DIYA THA KI ”GOING TO GAON FOR 3 DAYS” AAPKE HUSBAND NE COMMENT BHI KIYA THA ”HAVE A SAFE TRIP, COME SOON HONEY”